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playsforkepeshHello, this is Alliance Specialist Sam Traynor. I'm sorry to have missed your call, but I'll return it as quick as I can. If it's very urgent, I'd recommend sending me an email; that ought to speed things along.
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Date: 2013-04-29 01:18 pm (UTC)Also, I hate this island sometimes.
Phone Day 2: Phone Harder
Date: 2013-05-17 12:12 pm (UTC)He was just trying to dictate his shopping list on his phone! Oh, Fandom.
Re: Phone Day 2: Phone Harder
Date: 2013-05-17 12:53 pm (UTC)Crazy Phone Day
Date: 2013-05-17 03:53 pm (UTC)i haven't tried to steal ANYTHING from your store. that's an outrageous claim. but... discount?
Re: Crazy Phone Day
Date: 2013-05-17 05:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-17 10:51 pm (UTC)He has the what of a what? I find that difficult to smother...well, anyone.
This is crazy talk, chico. Hazte ver.
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Date: 2013-05-17 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-17 11:22 pm (UTC)"Whaaaaaat? Look, guy, I mean, thanks for the offer and all, but A), your girlfriend is possibly my type, while you on the other hand, definitely not so much, and B), have my own and believe me, she's more than even I can handle sometimes and that's saying something, so... not to burst your bubble and all but uh. This is me kinda doing that."
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Date: 2013-05-17 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-18 04:07 am (UTC)"First of all, don't call me a girl. Secondly, I don't have any interest in threesomes, so if this is you trying to hook me up with someone... well, that's not really necessary."
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Date: 2013-05-18 04:46 am (UTC)By now, Emma was pretty sure she knew what was going on, but she kept returning the calls just for the hell of it. "Look, the list of girls I've slept with isn't that large that I'd forget someone, and I'm rather sure you're not on it. If this is supposed to be a very round-about way of asking me out, you're going about it wrong."